Recent Quotes

Me to Jack after a time out in his room:	“If you are coming downstairs to apologize, you should not come down with weapons.”
Me to Jack after he had just helped me clean the bathroom:	“Don’t put your head in the toilet.”
Owen to me:	“Mama, you can either do the dishes or give me a cookie.  Which do you pick?”
Jack trying to be sneaky:	“I am hungry for something that is not a treat.  But, it is made of chocolate.  But it is not a treat!”
Owen trying to be sneaky:	“The best way to get us to be very quiet and good is to let us watch a show.”