Necessities

Mama: Jack, do you think you could keep it down a little?

Jack: No Mama, I have to yell to call the other armies.

Mama: Can’t you call them a little more softly?

Jack: (Incredulous)  I have to yell loud, so that all of the other army men will hear me and can come fight with us.  We can can’t fight this battle on our own!